Why? I just don’t get it! I had my annual belated birthday, black Friday date with my friend BM ( friend is a loose interpretation). Why is it that everybody wants to fix me up, especially the ones that are miserable themselves? If they don’t want to fix me up they want to know why I am not dating?
How about I haven’t met anyone that I disliked enough to give a stalker to!? That is a big part of it, but the truth is I’m really not looking. I look at a guy and my first thought is “how would he try and kill my spirit?” I know that I am kinda mean on the rare occasion when I am out, and it’s really because I don’t want you to buy me a drink or try your lame line on me, I just want to have a drink.
Yes I can admit that during the holidays it would make things easier, well…I’ve never done anything the easy way. Why can’t I find a nice gay guy that is still trying to hide in the closet? People think that I am joking, really I’m not. Ok in my situation it would have to be a pretty big, gun toting gay guy because of the Cockroach and I am pretty sure those exist out there somewhere.
Think about it. I wouldn’t have to watch any 007 or mission impossibles, lots of musicals and chick flicks I can handle that. If I am being stereotypical I really don’t mean to be. Shopping, how much fun would that be? A dancing partner in the kitchen when I’m cooking dinner, that would be awesome. My kids are too old for that now, but when they were little it was a blast!
I know it sounds crazy to most, it sounds like heaven to me. I don’t think I have it in me to trust a straight man….ever, but a gay guy who wasn’t trying to squash me, I could probably trust him.
Wow, when I started this post I wasn’t even thinking about a gay man. I was thinking about how annoyed I am that everybody wants me to be in a realtionship and even if I wanted to be, the Cockroach would never let that happen. The gay thing, yeah I have no idea where that came from.
Not that it’s a thing, have I ever mentioned how my foot tends to live in my mouth? I don’t think it matters what your ethnic background or sexual orientation is, it is who you are at your core that actually matters. I guess I don’t think much of the male gender on a whole, in theory I ‘m working on that.