Who Thinks This Stuff Up?

Today at lunch, I was clipping my coupons from yesterdays paper, like I usually do on Mondays. (I have an hour to kill) I flipped a page to find a new product that made me say “wow, really?”0211131222

So you take some flushable wipes, add a new scent, and now it’s a sex aid? What demographic does this product appeal to? Now if it had let’s say a spermicide in the wipe, not that it would work….ok scratch that one. Mmmmm, I’m at a loss.

I know it’s been awhile since I had sex, don’t people just take a shower anymore?  I thought about this all afternoon and I could only come up with two plausible scenarios. 1. Drunk and can’t wait until you get home…..but if you’re drunk would you remember the wipe? 2. You really like to have sex in public places?  Oh and I just thought of one more. 3. You’re married and you just had a quickie with someone your not married to and have to go right home.

The ad says ‘clean where it counts’ this is just too funny. If you are a person who does any of the three thing above, you can find this product in the family planning aisle.

Seriously….who thinks this stuff up?

About dragonflyzia

I am just a woman finally accepting that I was never meant to be in the box. I don't fit into any stereotypes, please don't try and label me, that doesn't work either. I am embracing my uniqueness in ways that are new and challenging to me, so that I may continue to grow and never stop learning.
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2 Responses to Who Thinks This Stuff Up?

  1. thebitchdesk says:

    I second your “Wow, really?”!

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