I love it when I get that text that says ” call me as soon as you get home”. That overwhelming sense of doom……..what is wrong now? Oh nothing is wrong, blah,blah,blah and how is blah, and blah? Are you dating yet? Good God no, why?! Well there is this guy…stop!!!!!! I don’t want to hear anymore!!!!!!!! Did I mention he is blonde? Really???? Did I stutter?!!!!!
Did it ever occur to anybody out there that I very much like Horton the elephant, say what I mean and mean what I say? First off *don’t text me out of the blue with a blanket statement like that* it will lead me to believe bad news will follow, or Cockroach news..same thing.
The whole time I am saying no, you are sneaking in tidbits about this guy…..that I don’t care about now…..or will ever! No means no…most guys get that why can’t friends? I have what’s left of my future in front of me and you want to tarnish that with a man? Let me be!!!
I have built big ass giant walls that no man ever will tear down so stop shoving them in my face! This is my time right now and time for me doesn’t leave anytime for a man friend/lover/friend with benefits/boy toy/boy friend/ monkey boy party swingin’ from the chandelier …..I kinda made that last one up, but he does sound like fun, right?!Bing really had a picture?!!!! That is laugh out loud funny!!!!!!
My point is……I will be ready to date about half past never, so until then I don’t want to hear about your really great single friends….ever!!!!
I do want to hear about the coolest project ever that you found on Pinterest. I would love to hear about that new club you went to, or that new guy YOU are dating, or where you went over the weekend with your husband, just not about the guy you see me with. That will never work, trust me, it won’t.
I have really hot friends that I could pass on the info to……PT is awesome folks 🙂 I think we need a giant version of her black and white party. Everybody dresses in black or white and you bring an eligible friend. I was with Cockroach so we stayed about 30 seconds and I brought my adorable single cousin L.
All of my friends could send these guys that they want to fix me up with, and I could find all of my single friends that are interested in meeting someone and they could tell their friends, etc. I could make an appearance and slip out the back door and nobody would be the wiser. I would love for GB to meet PT, they could have a lot of fun! I don’t fix anybody up ever, so I guess that is out of the question.