How many embarrassing things can happen in one week? Here are just three….only me…I swear.
The first incident just proves that I have lost all ability to interact with the male gender. The mailman brings a package to the door, I take the mail and the package and he says “you smell really nice” I lift my wrist and smelled it…..yep I sniffed myself right there and said “really I can’t smell anything but thanks.” How is that for class? He got back in his little mail truck and drove up the driveway as I stood there thinking…did I really just sniff myself in front of the mailman?
I have found that singing your heart out before work makes the day a little less stressed. I had Bon Jovi in the cd player as I pulled into the parking lot on Tuesday morning. I am half way through ‘thank you for loving me’ and I was early so I parked the car and was finishing my little concert. Thank goodness the windows were up because this was a full on eyes closed super in the song moment..I was jammin’ and singing my heart out. The song finishes and I turn the car off and realize that the candy guy came early because of the heat and I had an audience. Holy crap! Please tell me that something similar has happened to one of you out there!?! I was sooooo embarrassed!!!!
Black tank top and shorts which I think is appropriate when it is 96 degrees outside. So one of the girls asks,” so what’s with the shirt, you are so paranoid about cleavage and check it out there it is.” As I was watching one of the guys walk out of the office I said “yes but this is just a peep of cleavage, not boobs falling out, it’s not like there is areola showing or anything.” As I was saying areola this guy turned around and came back in. The lab manager who was holed up in his office all day even came out to participate in this conversation. They are just boobs and I can’t help that I have ‘in your face ones’ but geez…..I wanted to crawl under a rock and hide!
So there it is folks it must be embarrass Zia week and nobody even told me! Even though my face was red I could still laugh about it…well now anyway. I am off to find some air conditioning, have a good night…..Zia