Should I just start with I am so stupid? Do you remember the mailman asking me out in a roundabout way the other day? I thought I would be nice (mistake #1) and give him some of the red trash (chex mix christmas mix) that we made (mistake #2) with a note that basically said thank you for the compliment but I don’t date. (mistake#3) I put it in my mailbox yesterday and today I get a Christmas card with his number asking me to text him because life is short and all men aren’t jerks…..This is why I need a male friend….to stop me from being nice. My favorite part was the winking smiley face….I have never seen one of those drawn like that. It leads me to believe that he is a professional wooer of women! I am so not interested!
To be honest…his handwriting is so similar to the Cockroach that, well I was all “I am not filling out another police report, I will just mail the card to the detective” I tend to over react sometimes. Oh and his name is one letter off from Cockroaches name. I wasn’t interested in the first place and now I will be leary to even say hi.
Since the kids were at their dads I came straight home to let the dog out and there was another Yin Yoga class that I wanted to try. I liked her better than the other teacher (I feel horrible for saying that) let’s just say I really felt the poses tonight. We started out with shoelace and while it doesn’t look hard….try holding it for a while.
The class didn’t start until 8pm and I’m not used to going back out that late during the hibernating season. I’m the girl in her pajamas by 5:30pm……Zia