Today was a very unusual Monday. The girl and I made it out of the house without incident and that is very rare for a Monday. Her ride (the baby mama) was even timely this morning. Oh, and about her ride….I guess her parents now know that she is pregnant. The story goes…..she had to be home by 11:30pm on Saturday night, she was too busy smoking some weed with her boyfriend to pay attention to the time. When she realized the time she jumped in her car to fly home. She was stopped by a state hoopie. I guess her prenatal vitamins were in her purse which the officer noticed when he retrieved her phone so she could call her parents. I keep saying “story” because I don’t know how much is true and how much she embellished to the girl. So now she is seventeen with a ticket for speeding, a DUI, and her parents know she is pregnant….and she is still breathing. I am so lucky to have the great kids that I have.
Thank goodness for Tobradex! That stuff makes everything better. Seven hours later and that welt type sting/bite is finally going away. It’s right where my arm bends so it was extra annoying.
The boy had to work so the baby mama dropped the girl off with me at work after school. The next thing I know the evil former mother in law is calling her. I may have said it before…..but I am going to say it again….now I just think the Universe is messing with me. There’s some story about a starving cat and a garage and the next thing I know I am driving over to evil’s house. Then I get invited in? Seriously? “come on mom, be the bigger person.” Grumble, growl, grrrr, I grudgingly enter the house of evil.
Anyone wanna guess how this ends?
Yes, I now have an it of a cat because none of us know how tell the difference between a cat ding dong or a hoo-hah. I think she is a girl because she has an orange tint around her face which leans towards calico but she is a tiger cat for sure. The girl thinks it’s a he. This cat is so skinny it’s a sin. You can see all of her bones and the evil fed her tuna and human chicken before we got there. She has yet to use the potty. She has pretty much stuck to me like glue and has smacked down the dog on numerous occasions. She is declawed on all four paws…poor thing and she was left in the wild to defend herself. I will take her somewhere on Wednesday to get checked out. I had a cat carrier but someone stole it…..
She wants nothing to do with her, she just sticks to me like glue. If no one claims her we will more than likely be keeping this cat. We can’t name it till we know what sex it is. What did I just get myself into?…..Zia