Seriously….I can’t remember anything this week and that includes how to talk.
Here is just an example and it’s the most embarrassing one so far… I had my yearly ob-gyn appointment today. So last night I did a little maintenance which included some landscaping of the nether regions and shaving my legs. So today while I am sitting in my paper clothes in the exam chair waiting for the doctor…I look down.
I only shaved my right leg??? What…the heck??? The doctor thought it was hysterical and she got a good laugh out of it but seriously…it’s been the little things this week. I found this image above on Google and in this day and age you would think that by now somebody would have come up with a better idea than these silly paper clothes.
After I left the doctor’s office I stopped at the grocery store. I grabbed a couple of things including a bottle of wine and headed to the check out. I looked down while I was in line and realized that I had grabbed the wrong bottle of wine. I made eye contact with the wine I wanted and grabbed the bottle to the right? Is this a Mercury in Retrograde thing? I’m pretty sure it’s over tomorrow….or maybe I just wish it?
Monday night at the naturalist class I was holding the shell of a turtle, talking to the lady that I always sit next to in class. “Awe…this looks like Nessie, we used to have a pet rabbit named Nessie. Did I just say rabbit??? I meant turtle…Nessie was a turtle?”
The turtle and the shaved leg were the big ones this week. What were those old articles in Seventeen magazine back in the 80’s? Was My Face Red is what I think they were called? I think the shaved leg would qualify for that…(insert laughing out loud)
I was supposed to go to some winery with the optician today but she is sick and canceled at the last minute. I was looking forward to some free lenses and the chance to get out of this town for a bit. It wasn’t meant to be so I went this route tonight….
You can’t go wrong with a steamy herbal bath! I am much more relaxed and both legs are currently shaved.
These planners are normally $40.00 and because it’s March they were on sale…I bought it for $10.00. I was out and about today and I picked up some post it tabs. There is a lot happening in this planner so I am hoping the tabs will save time when I am trying to find information….Zia