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It Takes All Kinds

Today was quite the day. I decide that I am done trying to give Olive Cabbage a chance. The imaginary neon signs that are flashing in the shape of arrows saying “look at me” are just too much! I am … Continue reading

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When You’re Dead Lie Down

Just wow! Please stop!  You just really said I’m not gonna be attractive forever. I need to stop wasting myself by being inactive. Holy crap! You can roll in your money, stuff your pillows with it…..buddy you can’t buy me. … Continue reading

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A Spoonful of Sugar

I am not going to sugar coat the next question….am I failing my son? I had to go pick my son up from school today because the nurse called me, I walked into the school and looked at my son … Continue reading

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Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

I really do not want to offend any of the male readers out there but…… In this wonderful world of anonymity there are some things that need to be said.  I don’t mean to make a corny Bonnie Tyler reference … Continue reading

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